Read the latest News Shopper blog from Peter Fortune on his journey to Parliament.
Feel free to say nasty things about politics, my party or my pointless hair:
You can read the previous entries here:
Friends, neighbours, South Londoners lend me your ears: http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/opinion/11708009.Road_to_Parliament_blog__What_s_the_best_way_to_communicate_with_public_/
Hello - this is why I'm standing: http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/opinion/fortuneblog/11657573.Hello___this_is_why_I_m_standing_to_be_an_MP_at_the_2015_general_election/